You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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