I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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