Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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