i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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