Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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