how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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