I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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