I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can text with my tongue
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My vagina just clenched in fear
Randomize
