she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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