Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My balls are so social today.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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