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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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