I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
farters have to be the big spoon...
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
i've created a new STD.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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