Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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