i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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