so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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