All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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