I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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