I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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