It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
