The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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