just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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