i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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