11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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