youre lurking in front of me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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