i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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