I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
