If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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