We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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