So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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