I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So here I am, sexting at work.
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