My first STD was from a foam party
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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