I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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