I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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