Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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