i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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