you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
