I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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