How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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