I look better un-naked...
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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