i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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