"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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