And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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