Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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