no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
NoShamevember. You game?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I believe in your delicious
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
