is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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