Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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