ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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