3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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