But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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