he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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