i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
